Haiku Revu: Clem Snide, Gorillaz

In lieu of continuing to write nothing for this website, and also in lieu of writing proper, well thought-out critical reviews, I have written two haiku on somewhat recently released music.

Clem Snide – The Meat of Life (February 23)

tragic folk ditties
lacks tension of Hungry Bird
and the release too

I give it π/4. For you assholes accustomed to Pitchfork, that’s a 7.9*.

Gorillaz – Plastic Beach (March 3)

stellar cameos
leave no room for 2D‘s voice
concept album ruined

This one gets a π/5 (6.3*).

* Subject to change at the end of the decade, or if [something about Radiohead].

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